summer-rose-isms:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

guessididntdie:

stephanemiroux:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

rightmemes:

jiraiah:

jiraiah:

crash bandicoot is so fucking funny to me he literally just looks like this

wonderytho:

MeIRL

• my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
• me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

lemonsharks:

curseworm:

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

daftplunk:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

gaypeopletwitter: